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Comedy Central's annual roast983 ArchivesMonday night was ostensibly about Rob Lowe -- he of the infamous sex tape, failed pilots and a perfect, ageless face. But the real star (err, victim) of The Roast of Rob Lowewas without a doubt Ann Coulter.

The other roasters -- David Spade, Pete Davidson, Jewel (?!) and more -- clearly loved Lowe. The same could not be said of their thoughts about the right-wing pundit.

Check out a few of the most brutal jabs from the proceedings below.

"Why is Ann Coulter here tonight? Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close." -- Rob Lowe

"Ann Coulter, if you're here, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?" -- Pete Davidson

"Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter, who cuts eyeholes in them." -- Pete Davidson

"Ann seems stiff and conservative, but she gets wild in the sheets -- just ask the Klan." -- David Spade

"Ann Coulter is one of the most repugnant, hateful bitches alive -- but it's not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself." -- Jimmy Carr

"I just realized I'm not the only athlete up here. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby." -- Peyton Manning

"Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf." -- Nikki Glaser

"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave." -- Nikki Glaser

"Is Pete white? Is he black? Ann Coulter needs to know, so she can decide if she hates him." -- David Spade

"As a feminist, I can't support everything that's being said up here tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted." -- Jewel

Twitter quickly noticed how not pleased Ann was during all of this.

Ann Coulter is not amused #LoweRoast #roastofroblowe @ComedyCentral pic.twitter.com/2mW0xuwQAf

— DJ Jinks (@dmjinks3) September 6, 2016

You can watch her response below. Crazy that openly hawking her pro-Trump book and making jokes about Pete Davidson being biracial didn't land.

Oh Ann. Oh Ann oh my God you want to be funny so bad you want it SO BAD but it'll never happen. This is tragic. #LoweRoast

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016

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