Look,Watch Porn Story Episode 10 full video cheating is bad. But if you're going to do it, you better have a plan.
Sure, you could sneak glances at your phone, or write reminders on your hand or, if you're really committed, enter a trove of information into your graphing calculator. All of those options pale in comparison to the purest and safest method to cheat on a test: a tortoise.
SEE ALSO: Zoo animals show their true selves in these gorgeous portraitsNebraska biology student Sam Tighe tweeted that a tortoise with a handful of answers to multiple choice questions taped onto it is the only reason he's passing his class.
this turtle is the only reason i'm passing bio pic.twitter.com/JF2irfPGR9
— sam tighe (@scram_tighe) April 3, 2017
Sure, you could get caught up on the fact that Tighe technically has his phone out for these pictures, or that he incorrectly identified the tortoise as a turtle, or that the whole thing is almost certainly not true. But you'd be missing the point.
The test tortoise is a Flinstonian throwback to another era of test-taking. When our great grandparents had to walk 16 miles uphill to school, and if they wanted to cheat, would have to train a woodland critter to bring the answers to their one-room schoolhouse. The test tortoise is old school, and that's why they'll never suspect it.
Don't cheat, though.
(Editor: {typename type="name"/})
The 10 Most Anticipated PC Games of 2017
Everything coming to Amazon Prime Video in September 2019
Sean Spicer lied again: He's doing 'Dancing with the Stars' after all
Who is SpaceX's first moon passenger, Yusaku Maezawa?
President Obama is peak dad in White House snow day photos
Cut down on mobile data usage with these easy steps
Do you need a VPN? Quite possibly. Here's why.
New panda mom doesn't know she has twins thanks to sneaky zookeepers
'Angry Women' display powerful protest art during Trump's inauguration week
Here are the glorious proposed logos for Donald Trump's Space Force
Ryan Lochte would really like to put his poor life decisions behind him
接受PR>=1、BR>=1,流量相当,内容相关类链接。