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Madame Tussauds in Berlin unveiled a new wax figure of Ryan Gosling on Watch Tainted Love OnlineMonday. In keeping with Madame Tussauds tradition, it looks just like Ryan Gosling.

And somehow, simultaneously, it does not.

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There is something awry here. Something sinister. And it's not just Wax Gosling's extremely boring outfit.

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BERLIN, GERMANY - JANUARY 23: Ryan Gosling wax figure during the Ryan Gosling Wax Figure Unveiling At Madame Tussauds on January 23, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. Credit: TriStar Media/Getty Images

Perhaps it's the eyes. They're a bit close together. Perhaps the arms: those shiny, shiny arms. And perhaps -- in the midst of La La Land's long awards season -- we are simply disturbed by the fact that Wax Gosling is not playing jazz.

BERLIN, GERMANY - JANUARY 23: Ryan Gosling wax figure during the Ryan Gosling Wax Figure Unveiling At Madame Tussauds on January 23, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/Getty Images) Credit: Tristar Media/Getty Images

We see through your charade, Wax Gosling. You may look like our boy, but you'll never cut a rug like he can.

Oh, that's not what anyone is saying? Cool. Great wax figure. Carry on.

[H/T: GQ]

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