Your stomach is Big Brother Sex Scenesan oil slick of Christmas cookies and tequila, and your skull feels like it's filled with pulsing concrete. Looks like it's 2019, baby!
For many, the New Year's Day hangover is as familiar a tradition as the Times Square ball drop—but with less Auld Lang Syne and more watered-down Gatorade. Luckily, Netflix and Hulu are offering tons of phenomenal content to help us fast forward through our mornings/afternoons/day-and-a-halfs of misery.
SEE ALSO: The best comfort entertainment of 2018Broken down by specific post-party situations, here are 19 movies streaming right now to help you overcome your hangover woes. Godspeed, you warrior.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable When it comes to nailing the queasy cinematic experience, your film of choice must be engaging enough to distract you from wanting to hurl, but not so special effects heavy that your couch turns into Space Mountain. Here are a few picks that fit the bill:
This timeless face-off between social studies teacher Jim McAllister (Matthew Broderick) and student government icon Tracy Flick (Reese Witherspoon) is now streaming on Hulu. Think modern day politics meets Mean Girls meets Nebraska.
The dramatic comedy that earned Jennifer Lawrence her Oscar, this love story/ode to the Philadelphia Eagles/special edition of Dancing with the Starsis streaming on Netflix.
At the peak of ice skating season, this biographical film of Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding (Margot Robbie) is streaming on Hulu. Warning: there's a really rough knee injury and also an unbearably cute bird.
Another biopic, this drama chronicling the life of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking is now streaming on Netflix. Eddie Redmayne, who won an Oscar for his role as Hawking, shines throughout. You'll hardly remember how much you want to throw up.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable First, drink some water. Second, select a film that is the equivalent of your mother gently stroking your hair while you snuggle a kitten upon a velvety cloud of butterfly kisses. Perhaps one of the following feel-good flicks will suffice:
If there's one movie that can quietly lull anyone to sleep, it's Big. A kid ages up overnight into Tom Hanks, and spends his time doing stuff like playing a giant piano. Now streaming on Hulu.
Nick Offerman as a doting dad who plays guitar and owns a vinyl shop. Need I say more? Complete with a soundtrack that totally slaps, this heartfelt love letter to dads and daughters is now streaming on Hulu.
The only thing not completely delightful about this Owen Wilson flick is how insufferable Rachel McAdams' character is. (It's okay, that's the point. She does a great job.) Perfect for reminiscing on better times—like before you had that fourth shot of peppermint schnapps—this nostalgic comedy is now streaming on Hulu.
You'll need to watch the volume on this one, but no amount of Tylenol can compare to the healing effects of ABBA. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably call your dad. Now streaming on Netflix.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable You're not exactly sure what, but somethingis telling you to be very embarrassed. Lucky for you, Hollywood is chock-full of characters doing things way more humiliating than whatever trash you pulled last night. Try some of these "well, at least I didn't do that"sagas:
One thing you didn't do last night: become a gigantic robot and subsequently crush the city of Seoul. The complete embodiment of wondering "what did I do when I was drunk?"Colossal is now streaming on Hulu.
Last night you probably didn't spray mace into the face on an unsuspecting bride... but if you did, at least you and Ingrid (Aubrey Plaza) can relate. Now streaming on Hulu.
Note to self: do not write love letters to everyone you have ever had a crush on, seal them in addressed envelopes, and then just leave them around to be accidentally sent. Your awkward midnight kiss could not have been worse (or as cute) as Lara Jean Covey's misadventures in love, now streaming on Netflix.
Unless you purchased a number of billboards last night, nothing you did is more embarrassing than the character arc of Peter Klaven in I Love You, Man. Starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel, this classic aughts comedy is streaming on Netflix.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Maybe scheduling brunch with your significant other's parents for January 1st wasn't such a great idea. Regardless, you have about three hours until you need to be first impression ready and honestly? You're still a littlevery drunk. Try some coffee and maybe stream one of these intense, gripping dramas to get your blood flowing:
Nothing says, "Wow, I should be paying attention more!" like an alien invasion turned human rights allegory. A little too real, this unsettling found footage project is now streaming on Netflix.
Only a shot of whisky (or a fall off a horse) could wake you up like Quentin Tarantino's critically-acclaimed western. Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh and five other talented actors, this breakneck journey is available on Netflix.
Based off Cormac McCarthy's novel of the same name, this terrifying crime thriller stars Javier Bardem and a surprising application of compressed air. You have been warned: it gets rough. Now on Netflix.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Sometimes the only solution to too much partying is more partying. But don't go it alone. Instead, let one of these wild, cinematic nights accompany your wild, groggy morning. Happy New Years, ya filthy animal.
Groundhog's Day, but with romance and booze! This Adam DeVine comedy relives the same party on repeat just like you're doing with that leftover wine right now. Streaming on Netflix.
Not unlike Channing Tatum's rock-hard abs, Magic Mike just does not get old. If it's before noon and you're cracking open a beer, no reason you can't enjoy some light stripping too—and from the comfort of your couch no less. Streaming on Netflix.
Featuring Jason Schwartzman in his most ridiculous role since Scott Pilgrim, The Overnightis a super weird drug and alcohol infused playdate that turns harmless fun into an unsettling fever dream. It's a ride that's now streaming on Netflix.
When searching for a hangover coach, look no further than The Dude. An ode to enlightenment, chillness, and interior furnishing, this Coen brothers cult classic is what morning afters are made of. Now streaming on Netflix.
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