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You know that time of year when it's cold enough for a sweater,This Isn't The Twilight Saga: New Moon: The XXX Parody but also somehow too hot for a shirt? Well, Calvin Klein has the perfect sweater for those very real, not impossible days.

The $2,165 Multicolor Wool Cheerleader Sweater isn't actuallyonly sleeves -- if you look at the side view, you can see there's actually a semi-sheer bodice held together with "contrast stitching in blue."

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For this particular model, whose skin tone appears to be similar to the fabric, the look is strikingly "sleeves only." And, we assume, strikingly cold!

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Unfortunately, you'll have to find your own sleeves-only look elsewhere for the time being. The sweater, although it's still currently listed on Ssense, is sold out.

There are ways around this, though -- might we suggest two leg warmers, worn on the arms, and a contrast stitch tattoo?

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