If you wish to become a parody of a millennial this Christmas,eroticism and the ocean consider buying an overpriced holiday ornament of avocado toast.
That's right, the avocado toast has reached peak avocado toast just in time for the holidays, and for a whopping $17 from cookware company Sur La Table, you can really stick it to the haters out there by putting this on your tree.
SEE ALSO: 9 mind-blowing facts about the avocadoIt's a glass treasure handcrafted in Poland, and while the slices of avocado look a bit more like sliced green apples with chicken pox, don't worry—those are just sparkles on the "thick, crusty bread" to really put you in the holiday spirit.
As one Twitter user pointed out, maybe the price of ornaments are really the root of the millennial housing crisis—not the food itself.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
If you're better than everyone who eats avocado toast, don't worry. They've also got ornaments of bacon, pickles, Prosecco and more here.
(Editor: {typename type="name"/})
Android Performance Tips and Tweaks
Blaze Orange, the Color of Fear, Warnings, and the Artificial by Katy Kelleher
Poetry Rx: A Love Poem without Clichés by Claire Schwartz
NYT Connections hints and answers for April 14: Tips to solve 'Connections' #673.
Cooking with Nescio by Valerie Stivers
Redux: The Old Juices Flowing by The Paris Review
Netherlands vs. Spain 2025 livestream: Watch UEFA Nations League for free
Yan Lianke Illuminates Contemporary China by Carlos Rojas
Reality Distortion Field: 10 Things Apple Won't Directly Say But We'll Infer About the iPhone X
Building a Monument: An Interview with Natasha Trethewey by Lauren LeBlanc
接受PR>=1、BR>=1,流量相当,内容相关类链接。