Harry Styles just released his new music video for "Kiwi" Wednesday,sex with animal video and I have a lot of thoughts. And by thoughts, I mean questions.
The video takes place in a school with children, custom Gucci suits, pastries, puppies, and a very dramatic food fight scene. That all sounds great, but it doesn't go with the song—at all.
SEE ALSO: The kids of 'Stranger Things' really, really love 'High School Musical'I love anything Styles does as I believe he can do no wrong, but you must admit, his taste in music videos so far are a little on the odd side.
For starters, why is a Harry Styles female mini-me walking like she has some unfinished business to do? Where's Harry? Is this supposed to be Harry?
Via GiphyThose stares, the cupcake—why is it all so intense? Where are the adults?
Via GiphyI would not mess with Harry's mini-me. This is going to be messy.
Via GiphyOkay, so there's a bunch of kids yelling in a school auditorium. Is Harry going to show up? What does this have to do with anything?
Via GiphyWho is this kid and why does he look so intimidating? Why do I find a child intimidating?
The kid who mutters, "What the fudge" is my favorite because literally, same.
Via GiphyOh, the food fight has begun. Why are they even fighting, though? It's a sin to let all that dessert go to waste.
Via GiphyThis kid is all of us during a crisis.
Via GiphyWhy is she crawling for her life? Also, the man of the hour finally shows up—with a puppy. Is Styles supposed to be a teacher? I don't understand.
Via GiphyI see he's putting his acting skills to use—very dramatic, Styles.
Via GiphyOh, the dogs are there to save the day, I think? Probably the only thing that would make sense, somewhat.
Via Giphy"Here's a cupcake, take a bite, then throw it." Well that makes zero sense. Also, what caused this alliance?
Via GiphyGuys, it's just a food fight; why is there a man down? Wait, is that a mini Ed Sheeran?
Via GiphySo that's it? They're okay now? It's over? Well, then. That smirk at the end is everything though.
Via GiphyI've come to the conclusion that this is Styles' very strange way of telling people that kids, food fights, and puppies make everything better, or that kids are better at solving problems than adults.
Either way, I agree. I just don't see what a song about "having your baby" has to do with any of this, but then again, it's also titled "Kiwi" and the world makes no sense. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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